From Monday I shall be everybody's friend,
I shall be the proverbial island in the sea of chaos,
I shall carry an eternal smile on my face
And make sympathetic noises at the right point in the conversation.
Everyone shall come to me, a quivering mess;
They shall tell me their problems, their worries and their fears;
I will listen patiently, and reassure them each time.
I shall take in all their stress and their panic, their frustrations and grievences
They shall flow through me and be released to the aether.
This is my role;
To help those who cannot help themselves,
To be the crux of those who need it,
And the aide to those who want it.
Mood: strangely calm on the outside, little crazy on the inside
Music: Yes I know its absolutely gay, but I need it at times like this... http://open.spotify.com/user/jorgamond/playlist/6DCti3ofjRnfuMlxEMQbBa