I have 2 friends on facebook. Or rather, I have one friend, and his ex. But their recent status updates amuse me. For the sake of discretion, we shall call them person A and person B.
Statuses in the last 24 hours have gone as follows, proceeding chronologically as you progress down the screen, obviously:
[B]: is fighting for love and things are looking up.
[B]: dinner and a movie with [A] :-)
[B]: had a great night with [A]:
[A] (posted 5 minutes after that last one): There's a reason you can block your exs on Facebook. Now can I block them out the rest of my life.
Ah.... isn't it great when two people have completely different perspectives on how a night went, and you can get a sick perverted pleasure out of watching the one you don't like squirm because of it?
Yeah yeah, we all know I'm a bitch, that's old news people.